Saturday, August 16, 2008

Protein synthesis: an epic on the cellular level

Protein synthesis, acted out in dance form by a bunch of long-haired hippies in a park.

Friday, August 15, 2008

"They know they're lying..."

It's as if he heard me!!!!!!

Google Insights for Search - Search Volume: is obama muslim - United States, Last 12 months

Google Insights for Search - Search Volume: is obama muslim - United States, Last 12 months

Take a guess as to where in the United States the Google search "Is Obama Muslim" is most popular. Then click the link above.

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If this doesn't make you feel as if the floor opened up and swallowed your soul, nothing will.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

The speech Obama needs to give

"Senator McCain can't tell you the truth about his energy plan -- so he tells lies about mine.

He can't tell you the truth about his health care plan -- so he tells lies about mine.

He can't tell you the truth about his Iraq strategy -- so he tells lies about mine.

He can't tell you the truth about his education program -- so he tells lies about mine.

This is not the John McCain I know.

This is not the John McCain we respected in 2000.

This is the John McCain whose new friends and advisors all were graduated from the Karl Rove School of Dirty Politics.

Well, I'd like to give Senator McCain some advice my grandmother gave to me. She said 'It's easier for low friends to pull you down than it is for you to pull them up. '

I'd hate to see that happen to him.

And that's all I'm gonna say about that."

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Karl Rove Decoded

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said, about Barack Obama. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."



Decoded:

"He's the guy at the country club" -- This nigger can get into a country club now. You can't. Unless it's through the servant's entrance. The entrance HIS people used to have to go through. And whose fault is that?


"with the beautiful date" - This smooth bastard can get all the good looking white women he wants. Doesn't that just piss you off? You had yourself a looker, once. Course she's not much to look at now. Neither are you. He still is. Fucking bastard.


"holding a martini and a cigarette" -- Who does this nigger think he is, James Fucking Bond? Martini. Bet he lifts his pinkie up to drink it, too.


"that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by." -- Especially you, when you're working your third job as a caterer at the country club. And why do you have to work three jobs? Because of smug bastards like him.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Science of Battlestar Galactica: The colors of space

My first video podcast for The Science of Battlestar Galactica: The colors of space are not what they seem.