...and kiss your ass goodbye

Planning Guidance For Response to a Nuclear Detonation(PDF), a report by the Department of Homeland Security.

Executive Summary: If a terrorist nuclear detonation occurs in your city, you're fucked.

Salient Points:

1. There will be no significant federal response for 72 hours.
2. You're fucked.

Professor Dumbledore stars in Pulp Fiction

Not Network

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!