Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Karl Rove Decoded

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy," Rove said, about Barack Obama. "He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."



Decoded:

"He's the guy at the country club" -- This nigger can get into a country club now. You can't. Unless it's through the servant's entrance. The entrance HIS people used to have to go through. And whose fault is that?


"with the beautiful date" - This smooth bastard can get all the good looking white women he wants. Doesn't that just piss you off? You had yourself a looker, once. Course she's not much to look at now. Neither are you. He still is. Fucking bastard.


"holding a martini and a cigarette" -- Who does this nigger think he is, James Fucking Bond? Martini. Bet he lifts his pinkie up to drink it, too.


"that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by." -- Especially you, when you're working your third job as a caterer at the country club. And why do you have to work three jobs? Because of smug bastards like him.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Science of Battlestar Galactica: The colors of space

My first video podcast for The Science of Battlestar Galactica: The colors of space are not what they seem.